I'm Amber!
This is where I'll post things about Homestuck and whateverelse I don't even know

My girlfriend who lives in Canada


OH YEAH ALSO I TAKE COMMISSIONS

Fanart
Stuff you don't care about
I'm funny
Ships!
May 26th
12:42 PM est

I graduated. 

May 18th
10:37 PM est
Via
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5moked5almon:

Gangbanglerfish, Smoked Salmon, Christiansideblog, and Dirktakesjaketobonercity screaming in the car.

im the driver UuU

May 15th
12:15 PM est

so i had study hall and then we were supposed to take roll for our 6th period and then spend the rest of the day in an assembly geared towards the juniors and i was like NOPE

so i got my grandpa to spring me from school

B) 

May 14th
7:49 AM est
sadly my hair is not long enough to cover all of the gross zits

sadly my hair is not long enough to cover all of the gross zits

7:43 AM est

i love my hairstyle omfg you do not even understand how many gross zits i am able to hide  

May 11th
3:51 PM est

what if the last stretch of my senior year went on for another few months or so 

May 10th
3:37 PM est

also on the topic of othello  

good god am i attracted to Emilia 

that nose

that neck

good lord someone get me a fainting couch

3:34 PM est

ophiuchustroll replied to your post: IAGO WAS GAY

WHAT REALLY??

IT COMPLETELY EXPLAINS HIS MOTIVATION

  • THAT’S WHY HE WAS SO ANGRY AT EVERYTHING
  • THAT’S WHY HE DIDN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIS WIFE AND TREATED HER AS AN OBJECT 
  • THAT’S WHY HE WAS SO FIXATED ON OTHELLO LIKE THE FIRST THINGS HE SAID ABOUT HIM WERE SEXUAL (“BLACK RAM TOPPING YOUR WHITE EWE’ AND “BEAST WITH TWO BACKS”)
  • HIS LIE ABOUT SLEEPING WITH CASSIO AND CASSIO ALL UP AND KISSING ON HIM
  • EXPLAINS WHY HE HATES DESDEMONIA
  • IF HE DID HAVE FEELINGS FOR OTHELLO HE WOULD BE REVOLTED BY THEM AND HATE OTHELLO FOR BEING EVERYTHING HE PROBABLY WISHES HE COULD BE IN THAT TIME PERIOD ( GREAT WARRIOR WHO ACTUALLY LOVES HIS WIFE AND ENJOYS HER COMPANY)
  • DID YOU SEE HOW HE FONDLED RODERIGO IN THE MOVIE
  • GOOD LORD
  • THEY COULD NOT HAVE STUFFED THAT THING WITH MORE HOMOEROTIC SUBTEXT IF THEY TRIED